Anthropology Major Fox

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Mod: Same, except with Franz and Margaret. I mean, have you SEEN that letter he sent her before she left for Samoa? All I can say is that I now have a tag that says:

#otp: Don’t forget your health…or the handcuffs.

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Student asks why lecturer gives capitalism a hard time” Bottom text: “Baffled at false consciousness”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Read anthropology memes ” Bottom text: “Change major”]

Mod: I hope this means that you’re now an Anthro Fox!

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Sees the word meme” Bottom text: “Thinks of Richard Dawkins”]

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[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Watch 10,000BC” Bottom text: “Post about inaccuracy on Facebook”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Becoming an Anthropology Professor” Bottom text: “Means never being accused of digressing”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Go shopping for jeans” Bottom text: “Only think of Tristes Tropiques”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “ Get a B.A in anthropology, work professionall in that field” Bottom text: “ earn less than the average high school dropout”]

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Hollywood Neanderthals make me range so hard. Yeah they weren’t as intelligent as humans but that doesn’t mean they were fucking stupid. They had ceremonial burial, they were just as varied as humans, and cared for their sick god dammit! They weren’t hairy or apelike, either. Homo lost hairiness long before they evolved. And don’t get me started on “Neanderthal eating a salad.”. They were CARNIVORES.

I’m a nood and just going through my first class but that really makes me rage hard. 

Submitted by DieselSteam

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Nariokotome Boy’s official name. You thank my prof. for this one.

Mod: Omg, that’s great.

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